Bloogieman: Spring Baseball! Phillies vs. Twins

Clearwater, March 21, 2009

Flossie and Warren at Home

Flossie, saturated with fatigue, flickered open her eyes in time to see the pickaxe slash into her belly. She emitted a half-hearted chuckle, unable to muster a full-fledged, good-humored laugh. Warren, sensing Flossie's foul mood, lifted the tool from her torso, unwittingly disembowelling her. As Warren left the room, Flossie closed her eyes again momentarily to reconsider her attitude and concluded she shouldn't slight Warren simply because she was tired. Warren had been good to her, and after all, she was all he had. Rising from the cot where she had been relaxing, Flossie reached for her housecoat with one hand while attempting to contain her pancreas with the other. In the bathroom she sprinkled her lesion with baking soda from the medicine cabinet and went softly into the den where Warren was industriously sawing off his fingers with the lid from a tuna can. Unnoticed, she watched with affection as Warren completed one hand and began to unzip his fly. "Warren," she sighed, "I've been such a bitch all day." Looking up, Warren smiled understandingly and allowed a castigated forefinger to slip from between his lips. "You only want someone to talk to, to do something with," Flossie said. A tear came to Warren's eye as he once again saw how much Flossie meant to him, and he to her. Flossie smiled. Warren, unable to suppress his emotions, stepped briskly to the fireplace, picked up the wrought-iron poker from the rack and charged at Flossie, pinning her through the neck to the wallpaper. "Warren," she tried to say, "I love you."

Bloogieman

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Spring Baseball! Phillies vs. Twins

2 comments:

A Cockatoo at the Sail Pavillion

Guavaween at the BrewCo

Guavaween

Guavaween

Guavaween at Gaspar's Grotto

Twitter Updates

Twitter Updates

Blog Archive

Google Analytics

Epitomy of a Handsome Car

This is the city...

Sunset

Georgia vs. LSU

Tailgating

Butterfly

Ponte Vedra Revisited

Harbor Island

Bryant Park

The Joker on Bourbon Street

A Yard on Esplanade

Mississippi River

Vieux Carre

Pretty birds

Rays lose to the Twins, 3-2

On the Beach

Goldfish at Tradewinds Resort

Dragonboat Paddlers

Happy Bird

Just another beach day

Garrison Channel

The Wharf Rat

Ah...the Beach

River Street

Flossie and Warren at Home

Sunset Beach

Ybor City

Ybor City

Jacksonville, FL

Birmingham, AL

Who gives a flip?

Blogs I Like:

"You Don't Understand Me"

Dead Weather. A current fascination.

I love this guy!

Ummm...Wild Berry Pinot Noir